The Great Cleophus Fedex Fiasco

Well, I've been to California and back. I prefered first class on the plane. Fed ex is lousy. Don't let that Tom Hanks movie fool you. These people do not run around saving packages after getting washed up on photogenic tropical islands. You are lucky if they do ANYTHING. These people need coffee because they are lazier than college students at 6 on a Saturday morning.
Chickity check what $45 gets you these days.

FedEx Express Overnight Service- when you need it overnight, but can wait six days. Or four days if you complain non-stop and are willing to drive to pick it up.

FYI Fed Ex is supposed to unload their trucks at night. But not in OKC, OK! Anything you get will be frozen solid, or frozen and thawed. Note that it says that the package was "Delivered". Is a pizza delivered if you drive across town to pick it up? NOOOOO. But going to get your box from those lazy buffoons counts as a "DELIVERY". Sweet for them. Losers.

This is from the FedEx package tracking website on 22Dec

Date/Time Activity Location Details
Dec 22, 2007 2:14 PM Delivered OKLAHOMA CITY, OK
Dec 21, 2007 9:06 PM At local FedEx facility OKLAHOMA CITY, OK
9:01 PM Shipment exception OKLAHOMA CITY, OK Delay beyond our control
4:11 PM On FedEx vehicle for delivery OKLAHOMA CITY, OK
8:50 AM On FedEx vehicle for delivery OKLAHOMA CITY, OK
8:47 AM At local FedEx facility OKLAHOMA CITY, OK
7:05 AM Departed FedEx location MEMPHIS, TN
Dec 20, 200712:55 AM Arrived at FedEx location MEMPHIS, TN
Dec 19, 2007 8:39 PM Left origin SANTA CLARA, CA
5:40 PM Picked up SANTA CLARA, CA

HERE I AM INSIDE A BOX, INSIDE A CAR IN THE PARKING LOT OF THE FEDEX HUB IN OKLAHOMA CITY, OK

HOME AT LAST!  THIS BOX IS BOGUS!

THE TRIP WAS TERRIBLE, BUT THERE WAS CHOCOLATE PACKED IN THERE WITH ME.  IT KEPT ME ALIVE.